“I’ll Take it Under Advisement – Adventures in Declining with Grace” explores the art of decision-making through the eyes of a spirited 71-year-old. This series blends humor and wisdom in essays that traverse joy, regret, and the beauty of choosing. It’s a heartfelt journey into life’s crossroads, offering laughter, insight, and the shared experience of facing choices with courage and humor—a treasure for readers seeking warmth and wisdom.
The Art of Saying Yes: A Journey in Acquiescence The phrase “I’ll just say yes to keep the peace” sounds noble and selfless. It feels right until you find yourself dressed as a giant chicken at your cousin’s quirky wedding, wondering where it all went wrong. This is a tale of how saying yes, often […]
The Perils and Humor of a DIY Haircut Adventure “I’ll cut my own hair!” I declared boldly, fueled by the confidence only gained from binge-watching online tutorials. I was certain I could bypass the barbershop using just a pair of scissors and a YouTube video. What followed was a hair-raising journey through self-styling that left […]
I Can Make It on Reality TV: A Humbling and Hilarious Journey One evening, I half-jokingly declared, “I can make it on reality TV,” while watching contestants navigate bizarre challenges and dramatic confessionals. In my mind, I was already a star, charming the audience with my wit and surprising everyone with my hidden talents. Little […]
Out of This World Coverage or Earthly Exploitation? Introduction In a universe brimming with unknowns, a quirky niche has emerged in the insurance world: alien abduction insurance. Yes, you heard that right. This latest offering is for those who spend their nights gazing at the stars, wondering if E.T. might drop by for an unscheduled […]
Culinary Capers and Kitchen Misadventures The phrase “Sure, I can cook that gourmet meal!” was spoken with the overconfidence of a novice chef mesmerized by mouthwatering photos in a gourmet magazine. Fueled by the dream of crafting a five-star meal, I embarked on a culinary journey that transformed my kitchen into a battlefield teeming with […]
Whistles and Woes of a Volunteer Referee When I confidently said, “Sure, I can referee the kids’ games,” I imagined the fun and straightforward task of overseeing a children’s sports event. Little did I realize that this would plunge me into the fast-paced, often baffling world of youth sports, complete with its own set of […]
The moment I took on the mantle of family vacation planner, confidently stating, “I’ll plan the family vacation this year,” I hadn’t fully grasped the challenge of catering to the diverse tastes and expectations of our family. This role led me on a humorous and sometimes chaotic journey of organizing a trip meant to please […]
Binge-Watching Addiction The phrase “I’ll just stay up for one more episode” became my nightly mantra. It highlighted the irresistible pull of binge-watching and my blatant disregard for the consequences of sleep deprivation. This habit led me down a rabbit hole of late-night TV marathons, where time blurred, and the line between “just one more” […]
When I casually agreed with, “Sure, I can babysit your exotic pet,” I didn’t fully appreciate the whirlwind of adventures and challenges unique to animals beyond the usual dog or cat. This seemingly simple commitment catapulted me into a whimsical yet educational journey. I would travel through the realm of exotic pet care, unveiling the […]
DIY Car Maintenance The moment I declared, “I can totally change my own oil,” I embarked on a DIY car maintenance journey—a mix of optimism, unforeseen challenges, and the often humorous reality of underestimating a task that seems simple in theory. Starting with Optimism Armed with a new oil filter, an oil catch pan, and […]
