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Author: Sean O'Cleary

Ponds, Politics, and Presidential Pooches


Posted on May 9, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on Ponds, Politics, and Presidential Pooches

Chapter 1 - Meet the Meadow's Menagerie Your Guide to Politics - the Unhinged, the Unlikely, and the Unforgettable Welcome to the sassy social directory of our verdant village: the…[...]

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Genes Unzipped – Chronicles of a DNA Drama Queen


Posted on May 9, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on Genes Unzipped – Chronicles of a DNA Drama Queen

Chapter 1- Advanced Documentation Techniques or How to Become the Sherlock Holmes of Family Secrets Ah, seasoned genealogists! The Indiana Joneses of the family attic, you've already battled through DNA…[...]

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“I Can Totally Be a Social Media Influencer” – A Tale of Hashtags and Humility


Posted on May 8, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “I Can Totally Be a Social Media Influencer” – A Tale of Hashtags and Humility

The Naivety of Becoming a Social Media Influencer The declaration "I can be a social media influencer" was made with the same naivety as someone saying they can fly by…[...]

Posted in Humor & Satire

“A Marathon? I Can Do That!”


Posted on May 6, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “A Marathon? I Can Do That!”

The Bold Declaration: "A Marathon? I Can Do That!" With the bravado of someone who had never experienced the grueling demands of a marathon, I declared, "A Marathon? I can…[...]

Posted in Humor & Satire

“Let’s Just Eat Healthy From Now On”


Posted on May 2, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “Let’s Just Eat Healthy From Now On”

The Conviction of Healthy Eating: "Let's Just Eat Healthy from Now On" The phrase "Let's just eat healthy from now on" was spoken with the conviction of someone who had…[...]

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“I’ll Start My Own Band” – The Encore of Aspiring Rock Stars


Posted on April 30, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “I’ll Start My Own Band” – The Encore of Aspiring Rock Stars

Starting a Band Later in Life: The Joy of Making Music The declaration "I'll start my own band" was made with the kind of midlife defiance that often leads to…[...]

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“Let’s Buy a Boat!” – The Dreamy Waters of Boat Ownership


Posted on April 25, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “Let’s Buy a Boat!” – The Dreamy Waters of Boat Ownership

The Starry-Eyed Exclamation: "Let's Buy a Boat!" The exclamation "Let's buy a boat!" burst from me one sunny afternoon, inspired by picturesque scenes of serene waters and leisurely sails. Envisioning…[...]

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“Let’s Go Camping – It’s Just Like a Hotel, Right?”


Posted on April 23, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “Let’s Go Camping – It’s Just Like a Hotel, Right?”

Let's Go Camping – It's Just Like a Hotel, Right? "Let's go camping – it's like a hotel, right?" I quipped sarcastically, as I prepared for a weekend of outdoor…[...]

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“I’ll Just Invest in Stocks I Like!”


Posted on April 18, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “I’ll Just Invest in Stocks I Like!”

The Rollercoaster Ride of Investing in Stocks "I'll just invest in stocks I like!" I declared with unearned confidence. As a novice investor, I had just discovered the stock market.…[...]

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“I’ll Learn Spanish Overnight”


Posted on April 16, 2024 | Posted on Sean O'Cleary | Leave a Comment on “I’ll Learn Spanish Overnight”

My Comical Journey to Learn Spanish Overnight "I'll learn Spanish overnight!" I declared with the optimism of a seasoned polyglot. I embarked on a journey to master Spanish, blissfully unaware…[...]

Posted in Humor & Satire

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