Bizarre reviews, publishing pitfalls, and cosmic walnuts—this laugh-out-loud guide reveals the hilarious chaos of indie author life!
Dive into the whimsical world of Bob Shellwood as he shares his uproarious journey through the minefields of self-publishing. This guide isn’t just about what to do—it’s a treasure trove of what not to do, from avoiding the temptation to use your cat as a spellchecker to resisting the urge to immortalize your ex as a villain in your novel. Bob’s tales are packed with misadventures, cautionary tales, and insider tips that will both educate and entertain. Whether you’re a budding writer or a seasoned scribe, this book promises to sprinkle your path with laughter and save you from some of the more perilous pitfalls of the pen.