His egg wasn’t actually golden.
Despite the myths, Father Goose insists his egg was amber — though he didn’t mind when the legends upgraded it.

He invented the Honk-Limerick by accident.
It started as a joke during a Frog Chorus rehearsal… and quickly spiraled into a literary craze (and occasional scandal).

Father Goose’s first quill was a gift from a wandering minstrel duck.
He still claims it had magical properties (though Mother Goose called it “just a feather”).

He once judged a Duck Beauty Contest entirely by beak shine.
And has never lived it down.

His most famous verse was originally written in mud.
Pondside audiences were moved to tears — or so the frogs claim.

Father Goose tried (and failed) to trademark the word “honk.”
Nurseryland’s legal council ruled it “public domain.”

The Great Breadcrumb Heist remains the most ridiculous accusation he ever faced.
He was cleared of all charges… after the mice confessed in rhyme.

He and Mother Goose co-wrote a secret collection of bedtime rhymes for goslings.
Rare copies are said to be hidden beneath the oldest willow at the pond.

Father Goose once gave an entire performance while unknowingly wearing a pondweed crown.
Critics called it his most “natural” look.

His favorite word to rhyme is “pond.”
Though he admits it’s limiting.

He claims to have inspired at least one popular nursery rhyme.
But won’t say which — “It’s more fun to let readers guess.”

Father Goose still writes daily.
These days, mostly short verses for goslings and reflective ripples upon the pond.